Words for My Soul

The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
- George F. Will

Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing.
- Evan Esar

“I have still the best comforts of life – books and friendships – and I trust never to lose my relish for either.”
- Mary Russell Mitford

“Life was so much easier when  your clothes didn’t your clothes didn’t match and boys had cooties!”
- Anonymous

“I love to a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life’s a bitch. You’ve got to go out and kick ass.”
- Maya Angelou

“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?”
- Anonymous

“Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out, but I can usually shut her up with cookies.”
- Anonymous

“Its the friends you can call up at four A.M. that matter.”
- Marlene Dietrich

“We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.”
- Evelyn Waugh

“I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later.” – Mitch Hedberg